By Emily Pinkos
Now that the stress of the holiday season is over, we can be stressed about the fact that it’s almost 2022! Sounds fake, but okay…With the new year comes a lot of questions, a lot of uncertainty, not to mention all the resolutions we’ve made. We’re asking ourselves things like, Who will I be this year? What will I change? How many new masks will I have to buy? What kind of weed am I going to smoke to help me handle it all? We at TERPS cannot answer most of those questions, but the one we can answer, we’ll do a really good job with. You can’t start the new year with a clean slate unless you have the essentials, and that’s where we come in! What are you gonna do after a long day of working on yourself, read a book? Get real! You’re going to grab your Nature’s Heritage Lamb’s Bread pre-roll and read a book. Now you’re feeling giddy and excited, and you haven’t felt that way about reading since you cracked open the Gossip Girl series in high school.
One of the (many) great things about Miss Mary Jane is that she gives us the ability to take some weight off our poor brains. There’s a lot going on up there, especially these days, and our products provide a great rest-stop for your thoughts. For instance, taking a puff of the right strain – could we interest you in Happy Valley’s new Super Lemon Haze flower? – can open up headspace for new ideas. Now you’re feeling relaxed and creative, and maybe it’s not so painful to decide how you want to re-paint your house in this fresh, new year! It might even be fun at this point, because your brain has extra bubble-wrap around it. That feeling, in turn, can ease your anxiety. For those of us out there that are anxious, very anxious, or very, very anxious, marijuana can help get a handle on things now and then.
And then there’s those of us looking to better ourselves. Or at least, those who are looking to better ourselves, and manage for a few weeks, but after that…don’t ask. You guys are the real heroes. You want to start going to bed early and getting better sleep? Try Midnight Drops by 1906. You swore to work on your drawing, your wood-working, your golf swing? Consider some new Honey Peach Bourbon gummies by I Am Edible. Your resolution was to finally take up yoga? Why not yoga with a side of a Lemon Cookie Cartridge, by Church Cannabis Company? It’s your time, and you can fill it how you want. There’s a resolution to get you started.
With cannabis, you can give yourself space to breathe in deep and regroup. Don’t we all need a little space this year?